kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.
At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.
Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.
When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 


SHIT SON

kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.

At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.

Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.

When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 

SHIT SON

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

  • me: driver, roll up the partition please

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

omarnorthtower:

andronian:

jimcrakindandy:

boynerdramblings:

shitweed:

dingoinnuendo:

do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown

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like wow it just really amazes me

well i mean 

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pokemon isnt the best example

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goddammit megaman

(Source: jackwhynand)

britneyjeanofficial:

christians and gays 

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own)

Getting ready for Halloween! Boris wasn’t amused.

(Source: snowwhties)

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i was told….

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— customers who wanna start some shit  (via karencartwright)

(Source: aquilamon)

(Source: danglyparts)

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth)

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

suppermariobroth:

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time is a game in which the player controls Mario and three babies.

suppermariobroth:

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time is a game in which the player controls Mario and three babies.

(Source: epiphanyvisuals)